Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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