when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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