Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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