I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
my liver is dry heaving
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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