...is it true? will i see you next weekend
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.