dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet