You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.