and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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