Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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