chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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Watching her eat just hurts me
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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