I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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