Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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