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Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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