Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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