yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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