Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
3 2 1 whiskey
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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