you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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