Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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