plz talk dirty to me
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
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don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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