Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.