I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.