is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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Can you bring me the toilet please
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.