so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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