Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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