He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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