Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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