I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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