similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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