People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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