I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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