Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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