Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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