real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
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dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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