What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Welp...herpes.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
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