You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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