i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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