I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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