yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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