Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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