I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Randomize
