theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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