I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
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