I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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