Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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