Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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