I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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