how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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