He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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