The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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