too bad you live with your parents still
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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