Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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