I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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