sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She swung at the pinata with crutches
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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