I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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