its not stalking. its research.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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