Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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