I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
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Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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