Cold hands, warm shart.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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