I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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