all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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